I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
three word horror story: The beep test
OKAY SO AT MY FUCKING SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE FUCKING BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT FUCK NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.